zigenarvagn replied to your post: I was in a store today and standing in what was…
omg what an idiot. i hope you gave him the stank eye.
u kno it~
5/27 22:02 - 2 notes
I was in a store today and standing in what was probably the smallest aisle imaginable and then this guy tries to slide past and gets wedged between me and some shelves and is like “Sorry just trying to get to the jackets” so I pointed out that there was a bigger path just to the side and he said “Yeah but this is the only way I get to touch beautiful women” and just stared at me.
5/26 00:16 - 3 notes
Starfish feeding on a dead whale.
That white one in the lower .gif is having a paaartiieeeee~~!
5/25 02:29 - honeysex - 36,604 notes
Made a liqueur soaked cake so I could simultaneously eat and drink my sorrows away
5/25 02:28 - 3 notes
How many Nice Guys™ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Maybe if they stopped trying to screw in incompatible bulbs by hanging around them awkwardly for years, complaining about everyone who screws in lightbulbs constantly and just demanding it screw itself in for them passive aggressively because of how nice they are, we might actually know that answer.
5/24 20:28 - easterntransmission - 3,705 notes
ok so here’s a better picture (though it’s still a bit swollen/bruised) and a lil’ write up
my dad died on august 6 2011, during which time i was essentially stranded in the midwest following bright eyes around, and at this point those two experiences have become inextricably tied in my mind - i can’t think of one without the other.
aaanyways this is for my dad and also the band, and how fucking great they both are. holla~
5/22 02:47 - whiskeytowns - 21 notes
I still haven’t seen my friends since I’ve been home, but at least I got a lipstick in a shade of prostitute pink.
5/21 23:34 - 3 notes
You can purchase Reclaim Yr Girlhood for 4$ here!!! (click on the buy now button)
If you buy it today I will probably mail it tomorrow and you will probably get it so soon!!!
5/21 23:32 - occult-symmetry - 528 notes
